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Listless: 10 things to say to unwanted creeps hitting on you

1. “I really just want to get pregnant and have a baby.”

2. “Sorry – I’m usually in a better mood but am on the rag.”

3. “My psychic told me I’d meet you!”

4. “You’ll never live up to our Savior, just so you know.”

5. “Sex is waaay overrated.”

6. “You look like that guy – what’s his name? John Candy.”

7. “Hey! Stop looking at my cold sore.”

8. “You totally remind me of my little brother.”

9. “I can only stay out for an hour at a time because my cats miss me.”

10. “I write a blog that chronicles every detail of my dating life.”