- My best friend knows everything.
- Even if i insist on paying/splitting the bill on our first date. I’ll think you’re cheap if you let me.
- I sleep/keep your clothes because they smell like you.
- I’m constantly testing you.
- I masturbate. Maybe, As regularly as you do.
- I think about sex with you. A LOT.
- I’m as nervous about commitment as you are.
- I like to make you jealous. A little.
- I like it when you lead. In the bedroom and out.
- I’ve fantasized about having sex with you before we actually did. Countless times.
- My body is not naturally this hairless. You’ll never know how hard I work to keep it that way though.
- I’ve seen your porn stash/websites. I find it hilarious.
- You’ve made me cry more than you will ever know.
- I like it when you talk a little dirty.
- The more I like you, the less likely I will sleep with you quickly. Alcohol will ruin this plan though.
- I need constant reminders that you want me around.
- I start fights with you because I’m feeling ignored. I’m trying to force emotion out of you.
- If I’m going to break up with you. All my friends know before you.
- I get hit on more than you realize.
- I’ve done at least one thing I would rather you never know.
